We were looking at pinterest couple bucket lists together and one said paint a portrait of each other and what I thought was a funny idea, I said “What if we paint each other’s genitals haha?” Which he replied “yeah, i’ll paint a piranha and you could paint a dragon?” I am soo mad at him, what kinda comparison is that?! I told him we are never having sex again, he has hands or hookers, his choice. I’m going to print a picture of a piranha and put it on the coffee pot one morning and say come wake me up i’m not wearing any panties >:-D
Btw, never again was a whole two days, obviously I failed as a woman trying to withhold sex
Dear Anonymous,
As a gay man, I can assure you, all female genitals are terrifying and probably have teeth, just like pirahnas.
But no, really, I think your partner was just trying to come up with something fierce like a dragon, and pirahna came to mind….don’t be mad at him for that. Just tell him to paint an orchid next time 😛
I wonder why…. do you have spikes down there?